brookeeverdeen:

APPLAUSE

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”


I SUPPORT JENNIFER LAWRENCE. Do you?
I SUPPORT JENNIFER LAWRENCE. Do you?

bahtmun:

Welcome back home.

angrynerdyblogger:

the whole “autumn is beautiful but everything is dying” idea is all deep and everything until you realise it’s inaccurate like the plants aren’t dying they’re just shedding the weak assholes so they come out on top and that’s a lot more inspirational if you ask me

eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want him.

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

based on this post

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

y0ung-blo0ds:

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

I thought pineapples grew in the sea

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!